For the total opposite kind of compilation album, this mixed bag of donated tracks is ‘the ultimate soundtrack for the seriously concerned who need to get something tangible in their hand in exchange for a donation’, which is really not in the spirit of sharing and caring but one way of giving away your hard earned in a consumer driven society.

Just like Spice Girls, Boyzone, Westlife, McFly, Sugababes and their archenemies, Girls Aloud, The Saturdays are the latest single-gender group vying for a shot at the UK charity Comic Relief single.

Could it be that Steven Patrick Morrissey, he of the great, the late, The Smiths, is back on top of his game?

Imagine the world without pop music. What a dreary, earnest and decidedly dull place it would be.